Okay, lets kick it off with the traditional BLACK FRIDAY event. You’re familiar with this event? Yeah, it’s where people camp out over night, then stampede the store when the doors open so they can get a “Deal” on a “Limited Number” of flat-screen televisions, video game consoles and/or kids toys. Quite often personal injury results from this and once in awhile, due to the pushing and shoving, somebody gets trampled, pepper-sprayed, tazed or perhaps shots are fired. It’s a lovely event for sure.
So if you’ve survived the storming of the doors, fought your way back to electronics, body-slammed a little old lady who got in the way and punched out a couple of small children…you’ll find that the amazing deal on the flat screen television was…hmmmm…not so good once you got there? Maybe they had run out of the allotment when you got there and you got a slip of paper instead? That’s going to be really exciting…opening up a “Rain Check” certificate during your holiday celebration?
Can’t find where you parked in the five square mile parking lot? – Check!
Lost your wallet somewhere in the Mall? – Check!
All the stuff you really need to get isn’t on sale at all? – Check!
Got sneezed on by a two-year old who obviously has a cold? – Check!
Witnessed a domestic disturbance taking place in the check-out line? – Check!
Store clerk playing “Words with friends” on her phone instead of helping customers? – Oh yeah!
When WE have a sale…it’s a GENUINE sale. How about 25% off all of our televisions? Come by and see us and you’ll understand why we’re having a sale. We’re BURIED in televisions! They’re stacked FLOOR TO CEILING…and we’re not doing this just to attract you to our store, we NEED to get our inventory under control!
Or perhaps our favorite…FINE JEWELRY. If you’ve been to the Mall Jewelers you know the “Routine”. Questionable quality jewelry outrageously marked up and then amazingly marked down for what they refer to as a “Sale”. Don’t play that game…come see us. You’ll get more GENUINELY fine jewelry at our store than you EVER will at the Mall…just ask any of our loyal customers…
Now those of you who paid attention are saying to yourself, “Wow, I could gather up all my stuff, sell it or get a pawn loan on it, then do all of my Holiday Shopping at Glendale Pawn and Jewelry and walk out with more CASH in my pocket than I came in with!”
Yes…yes you can.
Let’s review shall we?
1) Holiday shopping at the other places is most likely a “Numbers game” and can possibly be dangerous.
2) Holiday shopping at Glendale Pawn and Jewelry is relaxed, safe, hassle-free, fun and WAY more cost-effective than the alternatives.
You’re not going to lose your car in OUR parking lot; we have GENUINE sales on the items YOU want and our staff is probably the friendliest bunch of helpful people that you’ve ever met.
Come see us, have the best Holiday Shopping experience EVER and walk away understanding the meaning of…”We’re glad you’re here!”